what a tease.

J: Only a very few people know that fact about me.
me: What?
J: What I just told you. I'm not going to tell you again. If you really want to know then you'll remember.

3037.

They're advertising something for 3037.
That's over a hundred years from now.
Who's ever gonna know?
Everyone's gonna be dead.
That's crazy, right?
Babe?
That's crazy.

J no longer just talks in his sleep. He's reached a new level where he straight up tries to have conversations with me while he's fully asleep. He repeats,"babe?," until I answer him and if I don't he says, "fine. Just ignore me." This guy. Never a dull moment.

dance & bidding

Do you have to do a dance? That'd be funny if you had to do a dance like that. Haha!

Is this the place where parents and kids do the bidding? For the table? That'd be a nice bet, no?

you're a gardener.

Well, you are. Aren't you?
You're so concerned about people saying you're a gardener but you are a gardener. You know what I mean? C'mon bro. Right?

no need for the 'tude.

I never cry. Right?
I need you to stop telling people I cry.
I never cry.

Just making sure. No need for the 'tude.

Does that bother you?

no comment.

(Laugh)

(Snort)

I can't believe he came out of his ass!

(Laugh)

He came out of his ass!

he later told me that he was dreaming about a Simpson's episode. 

steal mine. i'll steal yours.

What do you think that is?
What is it?
Maybe we can run by it and see what it is.
He probably stole mine.
Little bastard.
Steal mine.
I'll steal yours.
Right?