3037.

They're advertising something for 3037.
That's over a hundred years from now.
Who's ever gonna know?
Everyone's gonna be dead.
That's crazy, right?
Babe?
That's crazy.

J no longer just talks in his sleep. He's reached a new level where he straight up tries to have conversations with me while he's fully asleep. He repeats,"babe?," until I answer him and if I don't he says, "fine. Just ignore me." This guy. Never a dull moment.

dance & bidding

Do you have to do a dance? That'd be funny if you had to do a dance like that. Haha!

Is this the place where parents and kids do the bidding? For the table? That'd be a nice bet, no?

you're a gardener.

Well, you are. Aren't you?
You're so concerned about people saying you're a gardener but you are a gardener. You know what I mean? C'mon bro. Right?

no need for the 'tude.

I never cry. Right?
I need you to stop telling people I cry.
I never cry.

Just making sure. No need for the 'tude.

Does that bother you?